Saw this and laughed so hard

Twerking Turtle

2Nd Day of Hanukkah so that means TWO.

1.
        Q. How was copper wire invented?
        A. Two Jews found the same penny 

2
        Q. What happens when a naked Jew with a ten inch erection runs into a wall.
        A. he breaks his nose.

Hey Guys, saw this on Senors Blog and i had to do something about it





                                                                                                                                                                           
So I did this

Fatty eating apples website
Fat lady website

 

Racist Jokes!!!

1.
Q: What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
A: They bot make a black person run faster. 

2.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

3.
Q: Why cant you play uno with Mexicans.
A: They steal all of the green cards.

Today is the first day of Hanukkah, so for the 1st day there will be one joke. For the 2nd Day two jokes, 3rd day 3 Jokes and continues till the last day of Hanukkah the 24th of December.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car.
A: 44, 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 40 in the ash tray.